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Me and Meeper, in shock
Photo actually taken from back during production last spring. (Just to...
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Me putting on Tux
I learned to button it myself! (The second time.)
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Ron, my limo driver
(Okay, actually he's my friend who owns the limo and wouldn't let me...
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Three drunk guys and a beatup limo
The car's blue book value is roughly the same as that bottle I'm...
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Jay presents me with the Golden Buttpack
Awarded just before the Oscars. A true honor, and if it weren't for the...
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I first see the Golden Buttpack
(Also, I first smell it.)
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I'd like to thank the Academy...
...to get this thing away from me. I can't breathe.
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The honor of winning begins to overwhelm
(Or, more likely, the fumes from the buttpack.)
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Protesters we see on way to the Oscars
(I had to walk through these guys later on, due to a mishap with my...
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Chris, dressed to the nines for the day
(Not a hair out of place.)
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I put on sunglasses.
(I'm too important to be seen now.)
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Psyke!
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Entering the Academy Awards
Just before they take my camera.
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The red carpet beneath my feet.
Mmmm... so red... so... carpet-y..
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Entrance to the Oscars
Must... keep red jacket guys... from taking my camera....
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After the Oscars
Various famous people leaving, most of them annoyed at the loser with the...
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The red carpet
Not entirely red. Has yellow image of some naked guy.
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Looking back into the Kodak Theater
They gave me back my camera, but I was only ballsy enough to take photos when...
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Famous blurry people
Okay, I got SOME famous people, but they were blurry. (Note this...
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Graven images
...mmmm...must worship golden calves...
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Duuuuude....
Keanu Reeves. Turns out he's much blurrier in person. (Did I mention they...
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Duuuude.....
Keanu insisted on taking my picture too. Bastard probably sold it to paparazzi.
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Big Oscar Statue
Trivia fact: no penis.
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Me in Oscar pose
Trivia fact: I however, do have a penis.
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The Golden Buttpack
Look, but don't touch. Or inhale sharply.
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