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Lunch the next day at Sony Imageworks Giant ChubbChubbs posters. Did I mention I wrote it?
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Me and poster You can almost see my name on the bottom, under "2nd Assisstant...
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Eric Armstrong, the Director Hence the Oscar in his hand. I think he sleeps with it. God knows I would!...
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Me with the Oscar I'm hungover, in case you're wondering why I look so pissed. Took off...
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The Golden Boy In a good, firm grip. Thing weighs a ton. Never touched one before.
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More of me holding the Oscar Other people at the luncheon wanted to hold it too, but I figured: fuck 'em.
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Happy Director, Whiny Writer I later became Bitchy Writer, then Wimpy Writer Who Needs a Job Again.
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Kindly Director, Surly Writer (Like I'm really going to hand that thing back.)
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At this point I think he started... ...whispering threats. I realized he can now afford to pay people to...
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Brad Simonsen, AKA The voice of Meeper!! (Did I mention I was the voice of the ChubbChubbs? The...
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Oscar's Ass Hey, sexy...
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Whoops. He heard me. Don't mess with a famous guy with a sword.
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FINALLY! Meeper, the ChubbChubbs... ...and their Oscar! You guys rock! Now don't go showing up in a movie...
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The ticket. Thanks for viewing! Big kiss! Hugs. Stay in drugs, don't do...
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Inside Cover of Variety, March 27, 2003 (Now all I gotta do is get my name to move up to that category just above it....
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Me at the BAFTAs They took place in England. They have funny phone booths.
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Me and the Oscar at Eric's house Eric clocked me later as I tried to run out with it.
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The award in its final resting place Eric's mantle.
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My cats (had some extra space on roll) Apparently, being a cat is exhausting work.
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Reason #6 why it's difficult to write I swear one of these days I'm hacking that thing off.
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