CHASE YOUR A FUCKIN FAG, FAG.
— SATAN, January 28, 2005

HEY FUCK YOU CHASE. FUCKIN DOUCHEBAG, THINK YOU'RE SO COOL WRITING COMMENTS MAKING FUN OF ME? FUCKIN FAG, I'LL CUT MSELF AND DRIP AIDS BLOOD INTO YOUR UGLY FAGGOT EYEBALLS.
— CHASE, December 1, 2004

dude, you need some new friends. these people and these comments are fucking insane. and mr.comment number three fuck urself.
— chase, November 25, 2004

I own all the pictures on this site and reserve the right to take them back at any time i so desire. Fuck you faggot.
— Kevron, October 21, 2004

suck eggs johnny
go for the muscle look...
— gentlmolly, June 19, 2004

ENGLARGE YOUR LOVE MUSCLE!
Call 1-900-GAY-JOHN (734-9384)
— Mr Peney, March 29, 2004

Spit
Spit on my face. I'm a bitch.
— Girl, March 26, 2004

i think its stuck
i'm afraid i might be stuck with this mangina forever
— dannnnn, March 24, 2004

John, you haven't visited my place in a while. Where you been?
— Satan, March 23, 2004

Fuckin hate you all
— John, March 15, 2004

i woke up this morning....and my penis....was missing.....again (DETACHABLE PEEEEEENISSSSSS) :-(
— kevin, March 11, 2004

john im concerned about the size of my penis. any suggestions?
— kevin, March 7, 2004

John, today i won a free year's supply of KY Jelly on the radio! Get your bum ready for some serious male-thrusting!! hehehehe! fagner!
— John's boyfriend Mitchell, March 2, 2004

Im gay
i do it in the butt with men
— Kevin, March 1, 2004

DAMN YOUUUUUUUU!
— Godd, March 1, 2004

fag
Hate you
— Jay Bizzle, February 29, 2004

noo, im REEEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLLLLY gay
— john, February 26, 2004

im soooooooooooooooo gay
— john, February 26, 2004

kev
— major huge penises, February 26, 2004

ok, if you could have the ability to fly, but every time you flew, you had to shit out of your mouth.....would you still want it?
— K E V, February 25, 2004