Man Night by doggyg on Worldisround

Man Night

by doggyg

The girls of the CCE planned a night full of pizza and Bridget Jones all to themselves, and like the boys we were... we got jealous and competitive.

So, of course, we devised a night of our own to rival theirs.. full of grunting, scratching, maiming, and meat!

It was man's night with the CCE and it went a little bit like this...

T-Up
Like a 1-Up in Mario But much more manly

Real Men Take Stairs
Making John the realest man

What better place to go than...
DICKS LAST RESORT! Where you pay the waiters extra to be total asses to you!

The Bachelor
We told the waiter that it was his bachelor party tonight. They bought...

Greg? Getting married?
Excuse me... ahahahahahahaahaahahahahahahahahahaah!!!!

Ask Him About His Rash!
I'm going to keep this picture of Alex sideways, because it looks cooler

I Pee Sitting Down!
Its true. He's my roomate. I can see into his room from mine. And...

4 Inches When Hard
So small. Aso small.

Enter Brian
Lets see what he has to offer to the night... oh.. oh yes yes thats appropriate

2 Pump Chump
Noone really knew why it said that, but who were we to argue with the...

Buckets of MEAT
You can cut the testosterone and the beef with a knife

I shave my ass
Apparently, he also does so with a knife covered in mashed potatoes

Man Faces!
Somehow being manly has to do with petting Roberts

SALT + ICE
RELEASES EXTRA ENERGY INTO THE SKIN THUS PRODUCING A RASH OF IMMENSE PAIN!

Smasher pulls down his hat
To protect him from an enbourage of spitballs from across the table. And you...

Hello
His hat said "Hung like a Hampster" These people judge with an...

Lets count the manly things
John's Lip Several Power Grasps At all times: Jeff's Scornful Look

Beer
Thats manly, right?

express.... MEEEENNNN!
We... men... sight something that both confuses and excites us! Styles...

Whats more manly
Than two boxes chock full of Krispy Kremes

Man-like Fury!
Kevin SMASH through WINDOW!

Hey, why does J have that look?
And why is it directed at that pinata?

I'll Get You!
For defying your gender

Oh my word
That pinata is NICK!

Death to the Womanly One!
Who left us in lieu of meeting his GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS!!

yEAARARrg!!
He is hanging by a little noose!

This was all that was left of the boy
Disturbing, and probably an arguement in court for threatening someone

Guys Night Takes a Terrible Turn
As the infiltration of females turns the manliness into a mixed funk,...

We Learned this from Boondock Saints
When you get a big ol' cut and you cant stitch it up, you iron it...

The Real Bread and Butter
We T.P.ed the girl headquarters at Jake and Meaghans, giving them the thrice...

The kitchen got a good sweep
They'll find TP in their fridge if they look closely

This line runs from
their TP stash in the bathroom, out two doorways..

Around the corner
Through the doorway And under Jake's pillow

Pay no attention to the spikes of hair!
Legolas and Aragorn got the 3rd TP Degree

The Moneyshot!
Eat that, you slimey girls! G.R.O.S.S (Get Rid Of Slimey girlS) strikes again!

BOYS RULE!!!
This was the sign left up in the girls' suite after "the papering"

article published 11/24/2004

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